MAJMAR TF2 Server Rules
“Speak softly and carry a big [BAN] stick.” Teddy Roosevelt
LEARN THEM, LIVE THEM, DON’T GET BANNED
* NO Racism of ANY KIND!!!
* NO Exploits / Hacking / Griefing / etc.
* NO HLSS or Sound File Use PERIOD!!!
These three rules are very simple…This IS your warning!
Violation of these rules is a –>PERMANENT<– ban!
This is a Team Play Server
Refusal to be team player after being asked can result in a 10min ban
Answers to Commonly Asked Question
We know the server is AllTalk. Obviously, we don’t care, or even stranger
we like AllTalk.
No, we won’t be quiet.
No, we won’t stop talking at the same time.
No, we won’t turn off AllTalk for you.
No, we don’t care how you feel about it.
Rabble! Rabble! Noob!
We don’t care about “Spawn Camping”. Obviously, you and your team
suck so bad the opposing team has chased you back to you spawn and
is forced to kill you as you come out.
No, we wont kick Spawn Campers.
No, we don’t care how “cheap” it is.
No, we don’t care about your server polices.
No, we won’t listen to your bitching.
Pro-Tip, Build an Uber, get the hell out of spawn.
This is a Pay Load ONLY Server (Ok, sometimes we play koth BUT it’s
not part of the standard rotation)
No, we don’t care what CP/CTF/etc. map we should play.
No, we don’t care if you hate PL.
No, we don’t care if PL is boring.
No, we don’t care if no one in Blah Blah League plays PL.
You know there are THOUSANDS of other servers to play on.
We run default spawn times. Obviously, the Devs set spawn time
length for a reason.
No, we won’t change them.
No, we won’t even, “just a little”.
No, we wont think about it.
No, we don’t care how much better it makes the game.
No, we don’t want to hear whine about your “super long” spawn time.
Hate long spawn times? Try not dying all the time, like a bitch.
We hate custom maps too. Lucky for you, we only run high
quality custom maps.
No, we don’t have Blah Blah map.
No, we won’t get Blah Blah map.
No, rtv won’t help you here.
No, these maps are awesome, no matter how much you bitch.
PLAY THE DAMN MAP AND LIKE IT!
Team Scrambling NEVER WORKS! That’s why we don’t do it.
No, you can’t vote for it.
No, the admins will not initiate one.
No, we don’t care how badly you’re getting stomped.
No, it always makes the teams worse.
One team always wins, and one team always losses.
That’s the point. This isn’t non-competitive T-Ball.
IT’S NOT STACKING IF YOU MOVE TO THE LOSING TEAM!
What the hell is wrong with you?
I hate you all!
HEY! If this is a No Racism Server why is it OK to talk about fags and make
sexist comments about women?
Because fags are gay, and there are no girls on the internet.
Now, STFU.
When I refresh my server browser I get about 3000 servers.
If you don’t like our rules play some where else.
Now you know…And knowing is half the battle! – majmar