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majmar - Definition: noun
1.The worlds only joke, masquerading as a clan, masquerading as a joke.
2. A loose knit group of pubbies encouraging team play through trolling.
3. Roughly translates to "Victory" in every language.ShoutBox
Last Message1 day, 10 hoursago- PinkDeath : «link»
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- Ambient Magic : Happy 4th lol well now 5th everyone!
- crispydave : the news is still broken
- PinkDeath : «link» Anyone who gets this tattoo will become the most badass person I know.
- PinkDeath : Hey Kenny, when are you going to fix the webiste? It's all broken and stuff.
- Siege-Engine : I hate stairs.
- CaptainN : I Hate Mountains. «link»
- Siege-Engine : disease*
- Siege-Engine : That's because those guys are floppy, dusease-ridden twats, crispy.
- crispydave : those methodclan guys are dicks I tried to sign up for thier site and never got approved.
- Ambient Magic : never play bbc2 at methodclan.com.. ..fail lol omg complete fail
- Siege-Engine : It's going to happen. You know it, and I know it. Read below...and be ready.
- Siege-Engine : MAJMAR!!!
- Ambient Magic : «link» and some random things that amuse me at 4:45 in the morning
- Ambient Magic : «link» it is old but new to me
- OrangeDeath : «link»
- PinkDeath : «link» STOP PICKING UP GREY ITEMS!
- Siege-Engine : Only twice?
- PinkDeath : That's a lotta toasts. Seige would've thrown up twice by now.
- BlueDeath : And one more for spelling!
- BlueDeath : And a toast for majmar.com not ebing blocked at work!
- BlueDeath : That doesn seem safe. A toast for you is a glass of vodka on top of 5 shots of whiskey.
- Siege-Engine : A toast to the first MajCon Beta Test, and a hope for the next successful one!
- Siege-Engine : Woot.
- PinkDeath : Woohoo! guess who gets to meet Ambient and Seige IRL!?!? Majcon Beta Test this weekend. If you're feeling impulsive, come to Erie and visit!
- YellowDeath : I've got me 2. In case one is in the shop.
- PinkDeath : Quick shoutbox poll. How many of you have gotten a vajazzle?
- PinkDeath : I put up some more helpful addons in the forum post. Yell at me later.
- OrangeDeath : «link» - is nickelback the worst band ever?
- PinkDeath : «link»
- CaptainN : So who's down for some TFL4D2 later? «link»
- OrangeDeath : «link»
- PinkDeath : «link» Let us all take a moment to mourn the death of a once-great game.
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majmar vs LA ?!?!
Posted on November 2, 2009 | 1 CommentLMFAO! Does this sound like a majmar rant or what? Sorry about the lack of posts. I’ve been really busy as of late. Posted this video to help tide you guys over till I can get more content up. Hope you’re enjoying the new and improved forums. Let me know... -
Psychostats Reset
Posted on October 8, 2009 | 4 Comments“Get a shuttle ready. I shall assume full responsibility for losing them, and apologize to Lord Vader. Meanwhile, continue to scan the area.” Yes, I broke the stats. Yes, I’m sorry. Some how the decay value got screwed up and nuked most of the stats. There... -
FYI, if you hadn’t noticed
Posted on October 6, 2009 | No CommentsI posted both a Server Rules Section and a link to the majamr map pack vol. 1. Both can be found on the top navigation bar of the site. I also updated our Sourcebans and Sourcemods installations. It also looks like I fixed the AllTalk/TeamTalk Plug-in (at... -
Testing Rage Quit Announce Plug-In
Posted on October 6, 2009 | 4 CommentsTesting new rage quit plugin on server. The checks that are made to determine a rage quits break down like this: End of Round (and 60 sec thereafter) Player was on losing team Round will end in 30 sec or less Any player disconnects Any other... -
Hobbit 419
Posted on October 6, 2009 | 1 CommentHobbit 419 Dear MR BAGGINS, Fellow Conspirator, I am Thorin Oakenshield, descendant of Thrain the Old and grandson of Thror who was King under the Mountain. I am writing you to discuss our plans, our ways, means, policy and devices for rescuing our treasure from... -
So elegant, So simple, So right.
Posted on October 5, 2009 | 2 Comments“3 snipers magically doom any team. It’s a curse, I tell you.” -
AllTalk/TeamTalk Toggle Plug-in
Posted on October 2, 2009 | 4 Commentsmajmar: The Push Little Cart Revolution![500FPS][FastDL][Stats] is now running a AllTalk/TeamTalk Toggle Plug-in. This allows you to toggle between using voice chat to speak to the whole server or just your team members. This plug-in does NOT allow you to turn off HEARING AllTalk. We are... -
What it must feel like when connecting to our server
Posted on September 27, 2009 | 4 CommentsNo wonder everyone rage quits… -YellowDeath -
Throw some more salt in that wound!
Posted on September 23, 2009 | 5 CommentsBlue wanted me to post this. Yell, at him! -YellowDeath -
Majmar meets Webster
Posted on September 18, 2009 | 1 CommentUs majmar literally wrote the dictionary, bitches! F*real

