Welcome to MAJMAR
majmar - Definition: noun
1.The worlds only joke, masquerading as a clan, masquerading as a joke.
2. A loose knit group of pubbies encouraging team play through trolling.
3. Roughly translates to "Victory" in every language.ShoutBox
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- Ambient Magic : Happy 4th lol well now 5th everyone!
- crispydave : the news is still broken
- PinkDeath : «link» Anyone who gets this tattoo will become the most badass person I know.
- PinkDeath : Hey Kenny, when are you going to fix the webiste? It's all broken and stuff.
- Siege-Engine : I hate stairs.
- CaptainN : I Hate Mountains. «link»
- Siege-Engine : disease*
- Siege-Engine : That's because those guys are floppy, dusease-ridden twats, crispy.
- crispydave : those methodclan guys are dicks I tried to sign up for thier site and never got approved.
- Ambient Magic : never play bbc2 at methodclan.com.. ..fail lol omg complete fail
- Siege-Engine : It's going to happen. You know it, and I know it. Read below...and be ready.
- Siege-Engine : MAJMAR!!!
- Ambient Magic : «link» and some random things that amuse me at 4:45 in the morning
- Ambient Magic : «link» it is old but new to me
- OrangeDeath : «link»
- PinkDeath : «link» STOP PICKING UP GREY ITEMS!
- Siege-Engine : Only twice?
- PinkDeath : That's a lotta toasts. Seige would've thrown up twice by now.
- BlueDeath : And one more for spelling!
- BlueDeath : And a toast for majmar.com not ebing blocked at work!
- BlueDeath : That doesn seem safe. A toast for you is a glass of vodka on top of 5 shots of whiskey.
- Siege-Engine : A toast to the first MajCon Beta Test, and a hope for the next successful one!
- Siege-Engine : Woot.
- PinkDeath : Woohoo! guess who gets to meet Ambient and Seige IRL!?!? Majcon Beta Test this weekend. If you're feeling impulsive, come to Erie and visit!
- YellowDeath : I've got me 2. In case one is in the shop.
- PinkDeath : Quick shoutbox poll. How many of you have gotten a vajazzle?
- PinkDeath : I put up some more helpful addons in the forum post. Yell at me later.
- OrangeDeath : «link» - is nickelback the worst band ever?
- PinkDeath : «link»
- CaptainN : So who's down for some TFL4D2 later? «link»
- OrangeDeath : «link»
- PinkDeath : «link» Let us all take a moment to mourn the death of a once-great game.
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We Can Rebuild Him. We Have the Technology.
Posted on March 5, 2010 | 2 CommentsMoved our web-host. The site should be must faster now. Also, trying out a new theme. Let me know what you think. [Boot Note] Yes, I know the ShoutBox is broken. I’m working on it. -YellowDeath [Boot Note Note] Um…OK, back to old site I... -
Ode to a Majmar hero…
Posted on February 19, 2010 | 2 CommentsSo unless you live in a cave, you’ve heard about Epic Beard Man and his dashing way-to-the-sidekick Miss Amber Lamps. EBM is certainly Majmar’s new “Favorite Old Vintage Guy” (sorry Meregeeks, he totally trumps you) for his dashing display of a beatdown. Seriously, we haven’t... -
“Don’t hide behind your toys, lad!”
Posted on February 4, 2010 | 2 CommentsAfter much soul searching I’ve decided to piss off everyone by disabling the Chargin’ Targe. The nerf just wasn’t enough. It’s still broken. In fact the whole weapon is broken. Which is surprising because you would have thought Valve learned it’s lesson from the pyro update fiasco. Health buffs... -
First they took me eye. Now, they took me balls!
Posted on January 14, 2010 | No CommentsThe Chargin’ Targe has been nerfed in yesterdays update… “Reduced the explosive damage resistance on the Chargin’ Targe to 50%” But will this be enough for Blue? I would have liked to see the damage resistance taken down to 45% BUT I think this change maybe just enough... -
Demo can be “Nerfed” Thru Team Play
Posted on January 11, 2010 | 2 CommentsThis should likely be a forum post but we need more blog posts so here goes OK, so we know that the Demo is CRAZY OP now, but he used to be OP… Now it’s just ridiculous. There are steps that can be taken to... -
Majmarry Christmas!
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A brief history of…
Posted on December 21, 2009 | 7 CommentsIn light of recent events and also because Yellow would like someone to start contributing to the site on a more regular basis, I have decided to take some time out of my busy schedule of Tyra show reruns and eating bonbons to post. A... -
D@GAY or D@ is DOA
Posted on December 11, 2009 | 1 Comment“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” That right kids! The DOA:Source’s TF2 server is DEAD, gone, ceases to be. The009® and his furry fag crew can suck it! And I’m pretty sure they do, every night.... -
Get out there and KILL!
Posted on December 11, 2009 | 1 CommentSo in case you had your head up your ass tonight and failed to get on the server there’s a new update. Read all about it here. Done reading? Good. So the solider and demo are at war now, and all the interwubs are rejoicing. ... -
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Posted on November 19, 2009 | No CommentsSorry, about lack of updates. My life has been pretty crazy as of late. PinkDeath (my wife) was in a car accident. She’s fine and should be back pushing the cart and toasting spies soon. Plus, TW Ohio has been updating it’s infrastructure so my ping as been upwards...





