“Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology…”

“Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first UberVanilla Server. MAJMAR: Revolution will be that server. We can make it better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.”

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

We’re BACK! That’s right kids. You better check your pigs for wings. MAJMAR: Revolution is back on-line. The push little cart revolution has been reborn as majmar: Project UberVanilla [UberVanilla] [AllTalk] @ 68.232.172.197:27015.

Now, I know what your thinking and no, you can’t use food stamps to buy diapers, but you can use them to buy crack. More importantly, what the hell is UberVanilla? I’m glad you asked that because it my be the most important development of your life.

UberVanilla can be summed up as…

NO Unlockables
NO Fast Respawn
NO Community Weapons
NO Bull Sh!t

Yup, you heard it right. We’re going back to basics. Back to our roots. Back to the extremely well balanced game we all feel in love with. We’re taking OUR game back from the clearly out of control Devs.

We’re playing the way God intended the game to be played. God Bless America. USA! USA! USA!

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