So in case you had your head up your ass tonight and failed to get on the server there’s a new update. Read all about it here. Done reading? Good. So the solider and demo are at war now, and all the interwubs are rejoicing. Majmars are also rejoicing because since it’s a solider update and everyone’s playing soldier, Blue and Yellow actually played for 3 hours tonight and never once bitched about lack of soldiers on their team!
So your mission for the next week is to start playing soldier and start killing those damn demos. Really, no one wants the demos to win. They’re a n00b class. And they smell funny. They’ve had it too good for too long. Let’s ‘sticky’ it to them. (bad pun) As the soldier says; “I have NO IDEA what this weapon is. I don’t even know if I’ll WANT it. But BY GOD, I know what’s IMPORTANT, and it’s that WE get it and the DEMOMAN DOES NOT.” For all we know it could be one of those foam pool noodles, but that doesn’t mean we’re not going to want it for the +12 epenis.
Granted, I’m not going to do a damn thing to contribute to the war effort because I can barely turn corners let alone aim, which is why I love playing pyro.
So finally, in the spirit of the competition, I spent a whole 42 seconds making an inspirational poster. And by ‘inspirational’ I mean ‘full of homosexual references.’
